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1.0 out of 5 stars Instructions hard to understand, January 11, 2013


newtown19 - See all my reviews

This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)

Did not come with assembly instructions.

Spent 2 hours trying to assemble it.

Owner's manual written in Chinese, not English.

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Product Description

Slice an entire banana with one quick motion. Kids love slicing their own bananas. Safer than a knife. Made from dishwasher safe material.

.....He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product!

LMFAO if u know what i mean hihi ;)

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I will admit that I hadn't read the instructions that came with this. It was late, Rumsfeld and I had been drinking and it disappeared in my butt like Saddam in the fields of Tikrit. The shape and size are comforting without aggravating, strong but yielding. But the most brilliant aspect of the design is that you don't have to take it out to poo. Filtered through the yellow bands I found myself producing a smelly jenga set. It looked like the Keebler elves had moved into my butt and started kicking out kit-kat bars.

Rummy says that the Keebler elves don't make kit-kat bars, but he's been grumpy since he had to put that paring knife in own butt.

Regardless, if you are going to place any fruit or fruit shaped cutting device in your rectum, this is the one (the vibrating coconut tapper is also nice)

Lmaoo, wtf lol.

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5.0 out of 5 stars More Then Just A Mere Banana Slicer, January 11, 2013


Sky - See all my reviews

This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)

After attending my nephews' Brit Milah I pondered, just how does a Rabbi train for such a difficult task? After the celebratory meal I followed Rabbi Levinson back to his office for what I hoped was some advice on finding a good accountant and to look for a missing dreidel. I spotted the Banana Slicer on his desk and noticed the tell tale markings of sharpie pens and dried blood.

Kudos to you Hutzler for making so many boys 8th day on this planet one that was blessed with the right tool for the job.


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