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on a serious note: next year i will be going to russia to teach

 

"Kerch was laid down in the Soviet Union on 30 April 1971, launched on 21 July 1972 and was commissioned in the Soviet Black Sea Fleet on 25 December 1974. The ship was constructed in the 61 Kommunar Shipyard at Nikolayev (Mykolaiv) on the Black Sea. She was in service with the Soviet Fleet until 1991, and then joined its successor, Russian Navy. As of 2011 she is the last active Kara-class cruiser."

 

I'm going on a cruise around Russia on one of these with my Dad's boyfriend and my Aunt-inlaw. Just curious have any of you guys ever been on one? and should i bring my own toothbrush? is there a toilet fee on them? do i get to drive it? is it ok to go fishing with my hands off the stern?

 

(This topic is for a laugh and a joke but i'm going to russia next year to teach for real ;) )

 

 

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I've been on one with my cousin's pregnancy test before and it was midly enjoyable. Kinda did stink of piss though.

 

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There is no toilet fee as i recall

 

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Thanks JamMasterJay!

 

i thought there was a surcharge of 20 cents for wees and 50 cents for poos but thanks for clearing that up

 

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Ah no problem Mr iTaLiA... there is a soilage charge for any excrement which manages to miss the toilet, but as long as you are in control of your bowels you be all fine :)

 

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Thanks JamMasterJay!

 

i thought there was a surcharge of 20 cents for wees and 50 cents for poos but thanks for clearing that up

 

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Man that is surprising how they charge you different rates. I'd think it'd be a flatrate.

 

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Ah TheHero, the Equality of Excrement Act(1998) doesn't apply in international waters i'm afraid :(

 

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I just head otherwise off my Russian compatriot friends

 

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I just head otherwise off my Russian compatriot friends

 

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Are you a Russian Enthusiast?

 

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I actually have a good grasp on the Russian language and culture

 

 

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Interesting topic but i have a sidenote for you,

 

By the end of 1990, it was estimated that 500,000 annual cases worldwide of paralysis resulting from polio had been prevented due to immunization programs carried out by WHO,UNICEF, and many other organizations. In developing countries, estimates ran as high as 350,000 cases each year in 1988.[39] As a result, in 2002, more than 500 million children were immunized in 93 countries,[19]:112 and by December 2002, there were only 1,924 cases worldwide, with 1,599 of them in India. However, there were still six other countries where polio is suspected of being endemic: AfghanistanEgyptNigerNigeriaPakistan, and Somalia.[40] In 1991, transmission of polio was declared as "interrupted" in theWestern hemisphere.

 

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Interesting topic but i have a sidenote for you,

 

By the end of 1990, it was estimated that 500,000 annual cases worldwide of paralysis resulting from polio had been prevented due to immunization programs carried out by WHO,UNICEF, and many other organizations. In developing countries, estimates ran as high as 350,000 cases each year in 1988.[39] As a result, in 2002, more than 500 million children were immunized in 93 countries,[19]:112 and by December 2002, there were only 1,924 cases worldwide, with 1,599 of them in India. However, there were still six other countries where polio is suspected of being endemic: AfghanistanEgyptNigerNigeriaPakistan, and Somalia.[40] In 1991, transmission of polio was declared as "interrupted" in theWestern hemisphere.

 

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Very interesting read thank you for broadening my intelligence, friend.

 

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You guys are fucking retarded hahahaha

I'm sorry but i'm going to have to refute your claims that we are retarded. We are merely having an intellectual conversation based on excreting in a toilet while making our way to lovely sights, smells and views of Mother Russia.

 

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