The Book of Rencorner

May 16, 2016

So on this other day, Skilz and I decided to build a weird story for fun by taking turns creating random sentences.

Here it is: (I modified it a little to my liking, and it may not be exact. [My memory is limited])

Spoiler

Cheese: Once upon a time (in a land called Rencorner,) there was a kid named "Skilzy."

Skilz: He fell down a well

Cheese: And died

Skilz: The End

Cheese: No wait, not yet.

Cheese: His mama went looking for him

Skilz: But went to 7-Eleven instead

Cheese: and drank lots of slurpees

Skilz: and had a heart attack and almost died

Cheese: The 7-Eleven Clerk sent her to a torture chamber, where she was tortured ruthlessly by a mysterious man known only as...

Skilz: JustCallMeGeorge

Skilz: In the other torture room sat DrSithis

Cheese: "Skilzy's" spirit ate him messily. The End.

Ok, well anyways, I thought that we could make a community driven story-maker. So here you go! Let us call the story above "Act 1."

The Book of Rencorner - Act 2

Skilzy's spirit stood up and started prostrating, then said "HAIL RENCORNER"

(from now on the community continues this)

May 16, 2016

Skilzy, why are you trying to touch my prostate while yelling "HAIL RENCORNER??!!!"

May 16, 2016

While building 47 arts and lining them up perfectly on Islands...

May 16, 2016

Then getting banned which was fun!

May 16, 2016

Then the evil-dark-lord-Volcom comes and says:

Volcom: MUHAHAHAH. As you can see "Skilzy" is already under my control.

Skilzy: Hail VOLCOM!

Skilzy's mom: NOOOOOOO!

Volcom: He shall now be known as a "moderator," a person to keep crazy people like you in check.

Skilzy's mom: I'm not crazy!

*Volcom then rips a steel bar off of the torture cell and smashes the mom's head in

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