Corrupt A Wish

[Good-One-Driver]

Granted but the mod hit sticky instead

I wish for this topic to never die

[Volcom]

Granted, but your computer breaks.

I wish I wasn't so tired on my day off.

[mademan]

Granted but u never get tired

I wish moar games >_<

[WNxKenny]

Granted, but you shall only be allowed to watch them and never play themI wish payday to arrive two days before the day after tomorrow

[StJohn Gumby]

Granted, but you still borrow 50 quid from Wonga.com and end up owing them thousands.

 

I wish everyone earned enough money to give them a decent lifestyle.

[Jp3x3]

granted but now people abuse it

i wish i could do whatever i wanted teleport to other deminsions and be hidden as anyone or anything

[mademan]

59% GRANTED

I wish this community be more funny

[Jp3x3]

granted but now they offend you to the point of you suiciding

i wish i would never never lose this form

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[TheHero]

Granted but in it's place is a Dota 2 forum.

 

I wish there was a dota 2 forum

[CerealKlr]

Granted, but its in a language you don't understand.

I wish for a 2 week long vacation at the playboy mansion.

[Jp3x3]

granted but you die in a bar fight

i wish i could travel through deminsions

[CerealKlr]

Granted but you cant see, hear or feel anything. You can still smell and taste...but everything smells and tastes like shit.

I wish I was always happy.

[Peshmerga]

Grantes, but it the "always" lasts only for a minute.

I wish Renegade with Battlefield 3 Graphics damn

[Jp3x3]

granted but now your video card can't handle it

i wish i was a Pokemon. Mew to be exact

[WNxKenny]

Granted, but mewtwo will have your babies

I wish for a night with Scarlett Johanssen

[StJohn Gumby]

Granted, but she gives you the clap that i gave her.

 

I wish I'd realised the vehicle limit was set to 8 for a 25 v 25 commwar

[vlatkozelka]

Granted,but only RC is still alive so no more commwars.

I wish no more lag for everyone

[WNxKenny]

Granted, but our lag is now your lag

 

I wish for answers

[vlatkozelka]

granted,but turned out Victoria has no secret

i wish for a new guitar

[WNxKenny]

Granted, but as soon as you hit that last chord in Van Halens 'Hot for Teacher', it blows up, with your man-hood

 

I wish for an English version of Duke Nukem Forever

[Jp3x3]

Granted but your ears explode before you get to listen to it

 

I wish I had the ability to keep this form forever with nothing to go wrong

[Evo]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust.

I wish for someone who would understand me <3

[Jp3x3]

Granted but you die

I wish i was staff

[jcocn5]

Granted.. But now its revoked.

 

I wish I Had a wish.

[Evo]

Granted, but the shooting star that inspired it crashed and killed Dronez

I wish I had time