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Posted

granted but it was a trap and you got robbed

 

I wish for a new avatar

Posted

Granted , avatar 2 is out in cinemas and shai is starring .(dem blue boobs )

 

i wish for a 3D monitor

Posted

Granted, you'll never have it.

I wish vlat would post something cool.

Posted

Granted , any post other that corrupting a wish by saying "ull never have it " is cool .

 

i wish i could eat infinitely without getting fat or broke .

  • 3 months later...
Posted

Granted, but now all you infinitely eat are carrots. I wish for world peace. 

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Granted but you will spend the rest of your life besides me. I wish for wishes.

Posted

Granted, but all the wishes you make must be for others.

 

I wish for nice weather.

Posted

Granted but better get lube I mean lotion.

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I wish for Kayla.

Posted

what......... is going on in this conversation.........

  • 2 weeks later...
Posted (edited)

granted but she is sick on you afterwards, I wish that i could finish eating this bowl of cereal i am eating right now

Edited by Hedgehog
Posted (edited)

Granted, but because it took you so long you missed out on 10 World wars and a Zombie Apocalypse, becoming the only survivor of the human race with no food left and over 6 billion hungry zombies looking for you.

 

I wish i i was my bosses boss

Edited by WNxKenny
Posted

Granted but you go bankrupt and end up in jail.

I wish I was Kenny's jailmate :3

Posted

Granted , but you DROPPED THE SOAP ...

 

I wish this stupid "the witcher 3" cd would stop giving me CRC error so i can play the damn game

Posted

Granted but your PC fries.

I wish for Pussy Destroyer.

Posted

Granted you get aids, I want to be RC co-owner.

Posted

granted but the server crashes, everyone charges back all their donations on paypal and because volcom and all the other admins have abandoned you, a law suit is filed against you and you refuse to pay on the grounds that it wasnt your fault, the law suit puts you in jail for fraud and you can never get a job again because of your fraud record, meanwhilst the server had been taken over by new badmins that have hacked their way past the now non existent defenses, the badmins butcher the server by giving everyone diamonds and bans, the story gets onto youtube and quickly becomes viral with millions of veiws, you and your server becomes the poster child for being a bad server and you are confused with the badmin hackers, you get depression and commit suicide but go to hell because the bible changes and suicide becomes a sin.

 

NOTE: I dont wish any of this stuff to happen and this is a really great server with really great admins

 

I wish for the hedgehog in my profile pic to jump out the screen and hug me

Posted

Someone's going to get banned :x

Posted

Someone's going to get banned :x

No pLZ i FnA

Posted

Granted but it ran away after it saw you

I wish for more money for more car parts

Posted

Granted, but you give up your citizenship.

 

I wish for more sales.

Posted

Granted but you spend the money on a useless plug in

I wish for people to enter my kitpvp tourney

Posted

Granted but they all hack and you're blamed and banned for the occurrence.

 

I wish for Rust to be fully released.

Posted

Granted but it costs too much to keep up

I wish for the power to transmute things with my hands

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

Granted, The first thing that was sadly transmuted where your own hands.

I wish to get a working time machine that doesnt brake or fail.

  • 4 weeks later...
Posted

Granted but you teleport to th dinosaur ara an the ttime machine no longer is in service because that technology doesn't exist.

I wish for more time to play games

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