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Posted

granted but you died choking on shit.

i wish for cake

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but instead of icing, it's coated in glue.

I wish for Godzilla.

Posted

Granted, but he's gone soft

Posted Image

(they're hugging, honest)

I wish for lower ping in the server

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but you get banned.

I wish for moo.

Posted

Granted, but the moo flies away.

I wish that Agent001 would go back to being lonely Mars

Posted

Granted, but you're sent there to keep him company.

I wish I could think of something to wish for

Posted

Granted, but that wish is forfilled with fat chicks.

I wish that Agent001 was better company!

Posted

Granted, but now he wants you :o

I wish that those fat chicks go on weightwatchers programmes

Posted

granted but you gain all the weight they lost

i wish for a giant creeper

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but it destroys the world and all of the users leave, resulting in the server being shut-down.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.

Posted

Granted, but it blew up all on your face

I wish ani wasn't such a faggot.

Posted

Granted, but now you are one.

I wish for nothing.

Joe

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but you cease to exist.

I wish for something.

Posted

Granted, enjoy your 2 pieces of shit!

I wish Obama ceased to exist as president.

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but now we have have Biden.

I wish for meow.

Posted

Granted, but it's from a cat as she attempts to rip your face off.

I wish for pizza

Posted

Granted, but the pizza delivery dude was a fat lady and ra-... sexually abused you.

I wish for $1

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but it's counterfeit.

I wish for oink.

Posted

Granted, but you get moo

I wish animoski wasn't so gay

Guest Agent001
Posted

Granted, but now you're gay.

I wish for blank.

Posted

Granted, but you're put inside your blank whilst wearing a straight jacket

I wish for agent to use his gay hax less

Posted

Granted, so the world stopped spinning and animoski never found his gaylover.

I wish for 10 uncorruptable wishes.

Posted

Granted, you get them at your funeral

I wish for my cat to gtfo(ff) my desk

Guest Agent001
Posted

granted, but he sits on you and coughs up fur balls.

I wish for a drink.

Posted

Granted, you're drinking liquid concrete :)

I wish for wishes to be wishes that people can wish on *confuses himself*

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