Corrupt A Wish

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but someone spray-paints "hai hoe" in pink on the side of the car.

I wish for another page on this thread.

[Good-One-Driver]

granted but that one page goes on for 1000000000 more.

I wish I had my own house already

[Guest bad2gurlz]

Granted but animoski steals it

I wish I'm a mod

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but you get instantly banned.

I wish people didn't make wishes like that.

[Good-One-Driver]

granted but they started wishing for world power and it actually happened.

I wish agent wasnt using cheetrs.

[Guest bad2gurlz]

Granted but agent bans you

I wish that nobody wishes

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but it's by some troll with the forum nick 'nobody'

I wish for free cake

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but it's laced...

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much. :\

[Guest bad2gurlz]

Granted but please define procrastinate

I wish for nothing

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but you don't get told what procrastinate means.

I wish for a bottle of water.

[Good-One-Driver]

Granted, but you don't get told what procrastinate means.

I wish for a bottle of water.

Granted but it had poison in it.

I wish all the fires around here would stop

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but they burn your house down first.

I wish for potato.

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but the irishman is still holding on to it

I wish for more sleep

[Guest bad2gurlz]

Granted but bad2gurlz murders you in your sleep

I wish that animoski is lost, then I become the founder

And animoski is never found

[Good-One-Driver]

granted but we all kill you.

I wish you stopped making stupid wishes.

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but it's because (s)he's banned.

I wish for the funniest wish ever.

[Good-One-Driver]

granted so I cock slapped you.

I wish that the ban on he/she/it was legit.

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but they share your ip range so you get banned too

I wish for the more hours in the day to get shit done

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but you loose the ability to sleep.

I wish for a better phone. :v

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but this is your phone:

I wish for sunny weather

[Guest bad2gurlz]

Granted but sun is too much for you

I wish c&c renegade was taken to a whole new level

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but multiplayer is removed.

I wish for derp.

[Good-One-Driver]

Granted so you got bad2gurlz

I wish for mountain dew

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but it's Animoski's "mountain dew".

I wish for a different outcome from my previous wish.

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but reality dies, leaving you alone with bad2gurlz

I wish for less crashes