newtown19 Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-5717-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top Read the customer reviews......... http://www.amazon.co...nDateDescending
Joetorp Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Hysterical! Look who I found in there: 4 of 5 people found the following review helpful 1.0 out of 5 stars Instructions hard to understand, January 11, 2013 By newtown19 - See all my reviews This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen) Did not come with assembly instructions. Spent 2 hours trying to assemble it. Owner's manual written in Chinese, not English. 1
WNxM45T3R Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mademan Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Product Description Slice an entire banana with one quick motion. Kids love slicing their own bananas. Safer than a knife. Made from dishwasher safe material. .....He's been using an old slinky to slice his banana's. He should really enjoy this product! LMFAO if u know what i mean hihi
BillieJoe67 Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Admins should make a hall of fame section for this topic, immortalise the lulz
Shadow Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 I will admit that I hadn't read the instructions that came with this. It was late, Rumsfeld and I had been drinking and it disappeared in my butt like Saddam in the fields of Tikrit. The shape and size are comforting without aggravating, strong but yielding. But the most brilliant aspect of the design is that you don't have to take it out to poo. Filtered through the yellow bands I found myself producing a smelly jenga set. It looked like the Keebler elves had moved into my butt and started kicking out kit-kat bars. Rummy says that the Keebler elves don't make kit-kat bars, but he's been grumpy since he had to put that paring knife in own butt. Regardless, if you are going to place any fruit or fruit shaped cutting device in your rectum, this is the one (the vibrating coconut tapper is also nice) Lmaoo, wtf lol.
Volcom Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 5.0 out of 5 stars More Then Just A Mere Banana Slicer, January 11, 2013 By Sky - See all my reviews This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen) After attending my nephews' Brit Milah I pondered, just how does a Rabbi train for such a difficult task? After the celebratory meal I followed Rabbi Levinson back to his office for what I hoped was some advice on finding a good accountant and to look for a missing dreidel. I spotted the Banana Slicer on his desk and noticed the tell tale markings of sharpie pens and dried blood. Kudos to you Hutzler for making so many boys 8th day on this planet one that was blessed with the right tool for the job. LOL
Mikey Posted January 12, 2013 Posted January 12, 2013 Ah the childhood joys of slicing a banana.. oh wait
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