Corrupt A Wish

[dronez4]

granted, but then they decide to kill u for being a shit commander.

i wish the day was longer.

[Spencer]

Granted, you now live in Antarctica.

I wish that this wish is corrupted.

[Good-One-Driver]

granted and you get cock slapped by big bob.

I wish school wasn't so dreadful...

[dronez4]

granted, you die outside school before you get there

i wish i could bitchslap mdk

[Spencer]

granted, you die outside school before you get there

i wish i could bitchslap mdk

Granted, but he shrugs it off and laughs. Then brutally rapes you to death. In your ear. With razors glued to his balls.

I wish I was better at mental arithmetic.

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but you do what I did and make 8 + 2 = 6. True story.

I wish I hadn't done that in an exam though

[Good-One-Driver]

granted, so your anwser was turned into: 8 + 2 = 16

I wish college wasn't so fucking expensive...

[dronez4]

granted but your u loose all ur money and u cant afford to go there at all anyway

i wish to be a fugitive.

[Good-One-Driver]

granted so you came to America.

I wish this game was played again.

[Guest MDK]

granted 1000 players

I wish some one would forcett mikey

[Good-One-Driver]

granted but he evades

I wish it wasn't so cold..

[Guest MDK]

granted heres a big man cuddle-naked-

I wish for Renegde for iphone

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, but it's unplayable

I wish for perl to stop being a pile of crap

[Guest MDK]

granted perl is now a pile of minty toothpaste

I wish for sunshine in the uk

[Guest Agent001]

Granted, but a volcano erupts under your house.

I wish for a volcano under your house.

[Good-One-Driver]

granted but you lived next door

I wish people played this game again

[Zemki]

Granted, but they are all younger than 10.

I wish revival of this topic didn't happen ;(

[mademan]

Granted,but all the noobs look at you like a noobmaster

I wish to be president.

[Peshmerga]

Granted, but Kane stank rush your base so you down.

I wish TT 4.0 would allow .w3d and .tga files

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, you have to wait for an admin to whitelist them

I wish for agent to stop having buttsecks

[mademan]

Granted but now u have buttsecks

I wish to be you ( u can't corrupt this wish lol)

[BillieJoe67]

Granted, enjoy the a-level maths, physics and chemistry mock exams in a few weeks.

I wish mademan to stay as me until after the mocks

/Edit, if you're me, and you said I would be having buttsecks, it's actually you who has the buttsecks

[Good-One-Driver]

granted but he fails every exam

I wish for more people to play renny

[Peshmerga]

Granted, but they just play single-player or if they online they dont know how to chat.

I wish a admin would whitelist the .w3d and .tga files

[mademan]

Granted but a moderator un-whitelisted them.

I wish to know why monkeys stole billie icon

(lol)